Erskine Design, in association with New Adventures, presents
We’re creating a series of beautifully screen printed B2 posters featuring your seemingly infinite intelligence and wit for display in your homes and work spaces.
We’re printing a strictly limited run of posters for the prestigious New Adventures in Web Design conference, which is taking place in Nottingham on 20th January 2011. We’ll be randomly gifting and awarding these lovely prints during the event and its “fringe” activities (including our own bowling night).
We may also be persuaded to print more for retail after the conference, so make sure you’re following @erskinedesign on Twitter for future updates.
Screw you kids, I'm going home. #tweetyourwisdom
Your ma may just be your da. #tweetyourwisdom
Have you tried pressing Ctrl + Shift + R? #tweetyourwisdom
Aye your ma. #tweetyourwisdom
I've a horse outside #tweetyourwisdom
Fuckin' way she goes. #tweetyourwisdom
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. #tweetyourwisdom
You can't make sh*t shine. ...but you can roll it in glitter! #tweetyourwisdom
Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day #tweetyourwisdom
The man with a hole in his pocket feels cocky all day #tweetyourwisdom
The south pole doesn't actually lie due south. #tweetyourwisdom
At the end of the day, it gets dark. #tweetyourwisdom
We learn to fight the war by fighting the war. #tweetyourwisdom
You cant polish a turd, but you *can* roll it in glitter #tweetyourwisdom
I was in my car and this man said "Can you give me a lift?" I said "You look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it." #tweetyourwisdom
Norman. #tweetyourwisdom
@fatelvis new MBP expected April time. Cancel that order of yours! #tweetyourwisdom
Always check your pockets before exiting a cab... #tweetyourwisdom
"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on" #tweetyourwisdom
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king #tweetyourwisdom
Using a semi-bold condensed font (read Knockout) alongside your pie chart does not make it an infographic. #tweetyourwisdom
@WorldBookNight add a bit of wisdom. Tweet your best thought and add #tweetyourwisdom. NB Isle of Man grey today!
Sometimes your "wisdom" is nothing but a retrospective excuse for your appalling behaviour #tweetyourwisdom
A nods as good as a wink! #tweetyourwisdom
In life, all permutations are infinite. Things might have been different, yes. But not in the way you think. #tweetyourwisdom
A point in every direction is the same as no point at all. (hat tip: Harry Nilsson) #tweetyourwisdom
you can't smoke a hashtag #tweetyourwisdom
Drink water before you go to bed after a night out with your colleagues. #tweetyourwisdom
If all else fails, use Caslon #tweetyourwisdom
Information asymmetry. #tweetyourwisdom
Don't reheat old meat (metaphorically, obv) #tweetyourwisdom
The tree is tall yet hides nothing, The shrub is small yet holds many secrets #tweetyourwisdom
Never put jam on a magnet (stolen from @eddieizzard ). #tweetyourwisdom
Manners cost nothing. Except on a telegram #tweetyourwisdom
To alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. #tweetyourwisdom #notreallymine
When asking why doesn't get you anywhere, instead ask: why not? #tweetyourwisdom
Racecar is Racecar backwards #tweetyourwisdom
The future isnt always the best place to be #tweetyourwisdom
Heed advice… or don't. Choices are all yours. #tweetyourwisdom
There's nowt so queer as folk #tweetyourwisdom
Be excellent to each other. #tweetyourwisdom
Be like a squirrel. #tweetyourwisdom
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine #tweetyourwisdom
If you want to see the sun rise; don't take the short cut! #tweetyourwisdom #breakaleggreg
Light version for developers: FalseExpectationsAppearingReal != FuckEverythingAndRun #knowyourFEAR #tweetyourwisdom
False Expectations Appearing Real does not mean Fuck Everything And Run #knowyourFEAR #tweetyourwisdom
Lefty loosey, righty tighty #tweetyourwisdom
you get in life what you are willing to put up with - my mum #tweetyourwisdom
Another day - another dollar. #tweetyourwisdom
when late for work - "I'm not hungover I've got wine-flu" #tweetyourwisdom
Slow down for horses #tweetyourwisdom
“@chrisdavidmills: #tweetyourwisdom if @philsherry became the next pope, life would be much more fun!” God forbid! ;)
Did you know if you took your veins and arteries and lay them in a straight line... you'd die. #tweetyourwisdom
if you're going to stuff a cucumber down your pants, remember to put it in at the front #tweetyourwisdom #spinaltap
You know yourself. #tweetyourwisdom
Don't be the same — play the game. #tweetyourwisdom
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire." #tweetyourwisdom #notmine
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. #norman #tweetyourwisdom
code monkey get up get coffee #tweetyourwisdom #notmine
don't eat yellow snow - mix it with pink gin and Angostura bitters and serve in a tall glass with a sprig of mint #tweetyourwisdom
At the end of the day its wild dark #tweetyourwisdom
If you call the pub your 'satellite office', you have a problem #tweetyourwisdom #ihaveaproblem
"An eye for an ie6 or above is probably a correct assumption." #tweetyourwisdom
Left loosey, righty tighty #tweetyourwisdom
The more you drive, the less intelligent you are #TweetYourWisdom
It will all be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end. #TweetYourWisdom
Don't use twitter as a source of wisdom. #tweetyourwisdom
man who jumps off cliff... jumps to conclusion. #tweetyourwisdom
If you're a big fish in a small pond, tweeting about it is probably the least of your problems #tweetyourwisdom
If your piss smells great — eat something. #tweetyourwisdom
Sweep the leg #tweetyourwisdom
@simonwheatley @kianryan @joethedough I think that qualifies for #tweetyourwisdom
Doesn't matter if it's only a 5min job, ALWAYS get a contract with your client & agree payment terms. #tweetyourwisdom
If it ain't broke - mess about with it till it is #tweetyourwisdom
Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle. #tweetyourwisdom
Sometimes the best plan is not to have one #tweetyourwisdom #naconf
At the end of the day, it's just a bunch of 0's and 1's. #tweetyourwisdom
“@FullCreamMilk: You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. #tweetyourwisdom” Hahahaha Love this!
Never wrestle a client. You both get dirty and the client likes it. #tweetyourwisdom
he who is calmest in a crisis has someone to put the blame on. #tweetyourwisdom
If at first you don't succeed, its probably not going to happen for you #tweetyourwisdom
You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. #tweetyourwisdom
be excellent to each other #tweetyourwisdom
Life is like an Anole. Sometimes it green, sometimes it's brown. But it's always a small caribbean lizard. #tweetyourwisdom
keep your cakes in the kitchen, and your buns in the bedroom #tweetyourwisdom
If it ain't broke, break it. #tweetyourwisdom
ALWAYS wear sunscreen #tweetyourwisdom
Knowledge speaks. Wisdom listens. Client pays. #tweetyourwisdom
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant #tweetyourwisdom
Don't piss into the wind #tweetyourwisdom
Go big, or go home. #tweetyourwisdom
Don’t over think. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck - it’s a duck. #tweetyourwisdom
never eat yellow snow #tweetyourwisdom
When you think your friends are joking but your pants are brown and soaking tweetyourwisdom, #tweetyourwisdom.
Your lack of planning is not my emergency #tweetyourwisdom
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes. #tweetyourwisdom
In a town with 2 barbers, go to the one with the worst haircut #tweetyourwisdom
...life is a box of chocolates - so eat them all! #tweetyourwisdom
Never pat a burning dog. #tweetyourwisdom
The Internet: The Too Much Information Superhighway. Sometimes. #tweetyourwisdom
I'd like our logo bigger #tweetyourwisdom
Do something you've never done before. #tweetyourwisdom
You can't polish a turd without breaking some eggs. #tweetyourwisdom
Pissing in your own shoes won't keep your feet warm for long. #tweetyourwisdom
We are number one. All others are number two, or lower #tweetyourwisdom #mysterymen
Just fucking do it. #tweetyourwisdom
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it #tweetyourwisdom #tweetbuellerswisdom
@cole007 A favourite in work used to be 'You can't polish a turd, but you can cover it glitter' #tweetyourwisdom
You can run, but you can't hide your legs #tweetyourwisdom
The best things in life aren't free but the best thing in life is being free #tweetyourwisdom
Narrow the fucking scope. #tweetyourwisdom
If there's no cheese. There's no toastie. #tweetyourwisdom
you can't put lipstick on a pig, but a wig and eyeliner will go a long way #tweetyourwisdom
I'm a web developer, not a fire fighter. There are NO emergencies in my job. #tweetyourwisdom
Don't buy chickens in the winter. #tweetyourwisdom #naconf
A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing. #tweetyourwisdom
You get one go this side of eternity. #tweetyourwisdom
Tweets are best taken with a grain of salt or two. #tweetyourwisdom
A good programmer is a lazy programmer. #tweetyourwisdom
Less talking. More doing. #tweetyourwisdom
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining #tweetyourwisdom
How to use Django. Step 1: Don't. Step 2: There is no step 2. #tweetyourwisdom
Remember, don't get hammered...because those who get hammered don't get to nail!! #tweetyourwisdom
Add a drop of lavender to your milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it #tweetyourwisdom
Don't make something unless it is both necessary and useful; but if it is both, don't hesitate to make it beautiful. #tweetyourwisdom
We only live once! So, assume it's a game. Play it. Play being the operative word. But win! #tweetyourwisdom
There's always time for lubricant!! #tweetyourwisdom
You cannot lose if you do not play. #tweetyourwisdom
However good you get at Lego you will never be able to make a circle #tweetyourwisdom
Ask nicely #tweetyourwisdom
It's difficult to say what is impossible, the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and reality of tomorrow. - R. Goddard #tweetyourwisdom
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything - Thomas Edison #tweetyourwisdom
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people #tweetyourwisdom
The man who can't visualise a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. - André Breton #tweetyourwisdom
If something's too good to be true, eat it #tweetyourwisdom
@foamcow Always call a spade a spade, especially when it's a shovel #tweetyourwisdom
Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning, barn's on fire. #tweetyourwisdom
If you see a pin, pick it up and you will have... a pin #tweetyourwisdom
If you see crows they be rooks. If you see a rook it be a crow. #tweetyourwisdom
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon #tweetyourwisdom
He who goes to bed with an itchy bum, wakes up with a smelly finger. #tweetyourwisdom
If theres grass on the wicket... lets play cricket! #tweetyourwisdom
To really know a man you must walk a mile in his shoes. If you don't like him your a mile away - and you have his shoes. #tweetyourwisdom
Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci #tweetyourwisdom
The person who never made a mistake never made anything #tweetyourwisdom
Breathe deep and even Mr Pittock, this wont hurt a bit. #tweetyourwisdom
Breathe deeply and evenly Mr Pittock, this wont hurt a bit. #tweetyourwisdom
@jamiepittock breathe #protip #tweetyourwisdom
some dream projects turn out to be a nightmare #tweetyourwisdom
never take a gift horse up the arse #tweetyourwisdom
'He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of being a man',(from 'Fear and Loathing...')#tweetyourwisdom
If you always do what you alway did you will always get what you always got. #tweetyourwisdom
Insure your pet. #tweetyourwisdom
There are no such things as stupid questions only stupid answers #tweetyourwisdom
There's nothing you can do that can't be done. #tweetyourwisdom
Remember where your feet are #tweetyourwisdom
Right! I've got a bag full of puppies and I'm gunna start killing them one by one until someone gives me a @dribbble invite #tweetyourwisdom
First do it, then do it right, then make it fast. #tweetyourwisdom
When all else fails, do something else. #tweetyourwisdom
Straight men can't dance #tweetyourwisdom
See a need, fill a need #tweetyourwisdom
If you can’t be a sun, don’t be a cloud. #tweetyourwisdom
Twitter is for gobshites #tweetyourwisdom
A man who counts his chickens before they are hatched is said to be suffering from premature enumeration. #tweetyourwisdom
There's nothing wrong with being a Bridget Jones #tweetyourwisdom
"Cheers to those that wish us well and all the rest can go to hell" - Granny Smith #tweetyourwisdom
My old man used to say to me "If you're not in bed by 11pm then come home" #tweetyourwisdom
You don't have to be the best at what you do, just be better than the next guy. #tweetyourwisdom
Great designer is like being a lady — if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. Made from Thatcher's famous quote. #tweetyourwisdom
What the fuck is the Internet?! - Jason Mewes #tweetyourwisdom
If someone asks you to make an HTML emailer... Just. Say. No. #tweetyourwisdom
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides #tweetyourwisdom
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. - Will Rogers #tweetyourwisdom
RT @linssen: Don't ask for an umbrella in your drink in a back street bar #tweetyourwisdom http://twitpic.com/3iw2ok
Don't ask for an umbrella in your drink in a back street bar #tweetyourwisdom http://twitpic.com/3iw2ok
Keep calm and Twitter on. #tweetyourwisdom
RT @shanegriffiths: Client "Can we have all the content above the fold ?" Designer "No." #tweetyourwisdom
$20!..I wanted a peanut..$20 can buy many peanuts!..EXPLAIN..Money can be exchanged for goods and services. - Homer Simpson #tweetyourwisdom
Self-referencing tweets usually are quite witty, just like this one. Wait... #tweetyourwisdom
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling. #tweetyourwisdom
Client "Can we have all the content above the fold ?" Designer "No." #tweetyourwisdom
I am shit hot at bowling #naconf #tweetyourwisdom
The Internet only knows what it knows, it doesn't know what it is going to know does it? #tweetyourwisdom
Never baby-talk whilst videoing your new children. You and others will have to watch it in years to come. #tweetyourwisdom
The 5p rule. "Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance" #tweetyourwisdom
Never eat fruit in the dark #tweetyourwisdom
I went to @naconf and all I got was this awesome poster. #tweetyourwisdom
Talk is cheap. #tweetyourwisdom
If you really must put a cat in a bin; leak a fake name/address to 4chan. #tweetyourwisdom
Keep calm and carry on. #tweetyourwisdom
An insomniac is a freelance web designer with a meeting scheduled the following morning #tweetyourwisdom
OH @philswan on Cloud Conputing: "A Cloud can only get so big before it rains" #tweetyourwisdom
It's not paranoia when they really are after you. #tweetyourwisdom
Say what you do, then do what you say. #tweetyourwisdom
You will become rich and famous unless you don't. #tweetyourwisdom
The wise ones are the ones who know the people who think they are wise really have no wisdom at all. #tweetyourwisdom
Never put a tattoo where a judge can see it. #tweetyourwisdom
Try - harder than you've ever tried before - to love yourself #tweetyourwisdom
Be obscure clearly. (E. B. White.) #tweetyourwisdom
Never put onions in your hot chocolate. It's disgusting. #tweetyourwisdom
Never _ever_ trust the internet #tweetyourwisdom
Meer Christmas and a Happy New Year ... wait, that was last year ?!? #tweetyourwisdom
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Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can get someone else to do for you today #tweetyourwisdom
When the going get's weird, the weird turn pro. #tweetyourwisdom
Remember, it's all in your head. #tweetyourwisdom
The logo is never big enough. #tweetyourwisdom @erskinedesign for @naconf
Never send an East Yorkshireman for beers #tweetyourwisdom
Laughter is the source of happiness.#tweetyourwisdom
Stop messing around and #tweetyourwisdom. You know it makes sense... http://4sq.com/gSSngg
Stop messing around and #tweetyourwisdom. You know it makes sense...
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. #tweetyourwisdom
Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens #tweetyourwisdom
Over-complication is where we were 5 years ago. Do not want. #tweetyourwisdom
The Dude abides. #tweetyourwisdom
Redefine, remove, realign, refine, repeat. #tweetyourwisdom
The deadline for Tweeting Your Wisdom for the New Adventures conference posters has passed! We’ve stopped grabbing in tweets until we’ve decided on the six best pieces of wisdom to print.
Fancy having your wise words immortalised in print and displayed in homes and offices around the world? It’s simple. Just tweet your wisdom, with the hashtag #tweetyourwisdom appended.
We’ll archive all those tweets on this very website, and pick our six favourites to go to print a week or so before the conference.